FTDO: A Message of Peace

The Heap presents a special edition of “From The Desk Of” since I really don’t have the chance to write from work anymore. It has gotten extremely busy these days, especially now that it is the end of the year! So I’ll tell the tale from the comfort of home! I have stories upon stories [...]

FTDO: An Angry Doctor

There are daily trials and tribulations at any job. But, when you have to deal with other people, these daily challenges become a bit amplified. Today my coworker was dealing with a pharmaceutical company. She had ordered some insulin for the patient a few weeks ago and it had yet to arrive. Upon calling to [...]

FTDO: “Summer Days”

The first afternoon thunderstorm of the season is rolling in. I am watching it here from my office. It is absolutely magnificent. The sky grays gradually, gradually… until it is frighteningly dark. But right now, there is only a slight, but continuous breeze, and the sky can’t decide if it really wants to aquiesce to rolling [...]

FTDO: “It’s Never Too Early”

To start campaigning for the next presidential election. While at The Heap we wouldn’t endanger our country by actually voting Sarah Palin into office in 2012, we would love to vote for whoever came up with the sign.

FTDO: “Wait Till I Get My Money Right”

Pandora: The Music Genome Project. Perhaps one of the greatest cyber-inventions available on the internet, Pandora allows the average Joe to expand their musical horizons. To those who aren’t familiar with this revolutionary music player, the process is quite simple. After registering an email account, you pick an artist- any artist, and more often than [...]

FTDO: “Talking the Talk”

I just took a quiz on Facebook because I am that BORED here at work. Quizzes are much more fun than calling to enroll a patient in a patient assistance program. The results are in for my “American Accent” Your Result: Northern Accent Your accent is specific to New York State, the Great Lakes Area, [...]

FTDO: “Do You Believe in Magic?”

I found this on my daily (hourly) perousings of Yahoo sports editorials and blogs. Magic pull off cruel, nay, crafty April Fool’s joke By J.E. Skeets The Magic’s PR and Marketing team sure had some fun with April Fools’ Wednesday in Orlando. Let me try my best to explain. Giddy with whoopee cushion excitement all [...]

FTDO…: “Happiness is Just a Tear Drop Away!”

All’s well that ends well. I guess all that was needed was a little bit of time, and just to get things out. We just needed to get out of each other’s hair for just a little bit. When faced with possibly losing something so dear to you, oh, you’ll find a way to make [...]

From The Desk Of… “Bad Day in the Forecast”

Have you ever waken up and just knew it was going to be a bad day? Well, that was me this morning. I’ve known this since last night. Only when my body couldn’t stay up anymore did it surrender itself to the coming day. Then it became “Today.” I guess the cause of my feelings [...]

From The Desk Of… “Currently Listening To:”

A fantastic Arctic Monkeys playlist. Check it out by clicking on the link above!